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It's not my intention to draw large numbers of viewers to this site. Frankly, most of you are too stupid to appreciate the magnificence - the sheer overwhelming brilliance - of every word that dribbles from my lips. My vastly superior intellect has always made it difficult for me to walk amongst the rabble. Many were those who thought they were my superior, only to discover how very wrong they were when they stupidly fired me and they then had to work the fry dropper themselves. Not so simple after all, is it, inferior ones! That sound you hear is my derisive laughter echoing through my basement!!! The clowns at this place also felt they were my betters, but they were sadly mistaken. Now, they suffer under a virtual barrage of endless witticisms thrown off by me in a nearly-effortless torrent. And do they ever hate it! Oh, they try to ignore it, but the blinding flash of every verbal pearl drives them to their knees! The poor sad so-and-so's... Ahhhhhhh - but the strawberries! I had them there!!! They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action... Mommy! Mommy!! MOMMY!!!